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Upon realizing who it was, I began to hold her back. Not knowing who it was, I opened the door with her standing at my side. So, every man I tried to date, she would create quite a challenge at every door greeting.īut one man, whom I met on a blind date following my transfer to California, surprised me with a visit at my home the next night after meeting him. Fortunately, she frightened off the burglar, but she didn't like men after that incident. Prior to being transferred to California, Chula (it means 'cute girl' in Spanish even though she was uglier than a mud fence so I had to have 'cute' in her name) developed a dislike for all men following an attempted break-in where she tried to jump through a double-paned window trying to get at a man trying to get into my house. Glenda Bailey of Pasadena, Manitoba, Canada My son called my husband and told him he had just been bitten! Two weeks later, Phil's watch was missing and we found it in Herbie's secret hiding spot-the afghan! The afghan is long gone, and now Herbie has hiding spots we know nothing about, but we are certain when things are missing, Herbie has absconded with them! Herbert Spencer is such a funny cat that family members say we should write a book about him. Lo and behold, the dentures were wrapped in the afghan.

Well, several days later, our son was watching TV and covered himself with an afghan. When Phil arrived back to the field, all the band members began teasing him saying 'What's the matter Mr. Mike came back and told the kids, and then Josh relayed the story about the teeth and that we believed our cat, Herbert Spencer, had stolen them, but we were unable to find them. One of the students went to get him for the show, and when he got there, Phil was asleep with his mouth gaping wide open, clearly visible that his teeth were missing. Our son Josh was in the high school marching band, and on that following Saturday we went to a Tournament of Bands, and Phil took a short nap in the car. He was forced to go to work for days without them. We searched for an hour, and they were nowhere to be found. He went for a clean towel, and when he came back, his teeth were missing. One evening as he was preparing to shower, he took out his teeth and placed them on the bathroom sink. Joanne Cottam of Nestor Falls, Ontario, Canada She shakes both paws, high fives, sits pretty and will sneeze.

She was on oxygen for three days and survived it all, and she has a wonderful personality. She had a dislocated hip, bruised uterus and internal bleeding, broken ribs, etc. She was run over by a big SUV when she was 5 months old, and the vet said he had never seen a dog with such will to live and be so loyal to her family. She loves Halloween because of the lollipops. It was so funny to see her with it hanging out of her mouth! She loves them. We get back in the car and we hear this sucking noise, and I turned around and said, 'Bailee' and she popped her head up from the back seat with a sucker hanging out of her mouth. One of the kids had bought a bunch of these natural-flavored strawberry suckers. One day, she came with us in the SUV and we had to run into the store for something and left her in the car with it running. The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.Our dog Bailee Boo is golden retriever, black lab and German shepherd mix. 'What a line of baloney.you're under arrest.' Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home.' Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. The game warden asked the man, 'May I see your fishing license please?'

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The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:Ī story about a Redneck and a Game Warden.Ī redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it's fish. The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again 'NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!' Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits. Suddenly the bird squawks 'NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!' The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it. The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks 'Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?' The man looks up and says 'Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth'. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen.

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